Sunday 7 May: Lock and load

12:30 Dreaming of her.

13:09

I'm saving a lock of her hair

From the plug hole in the shower

To keep it in a test tube

If she ever dies or leaves me

I can reproduce her with a donated egg

And her DNA and get her back the way she was

Is, that is

Beyond Perfect.

15:47 Some guy from the USA renewable sciences lab has invented a car that runs on wind. The GREATEST country in the world will one day save us.

15:50 They've discovered oil in Canada. Invade.

15:51 Jute in Sri Lanka. Invade.

15:52 Corn in Brazil. Lock and load.